And now a funny for the weekend, which was faxed my way earlier this week:


–This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more like a won’t be.
–Works well when under constant supervision and when cornered like a rat.
–When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
–He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
–He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
–This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
–Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
–Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.
–A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
–Fell out of the family tree.
–He’s so dense, light bends around him.

Have a great weekend!